did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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