dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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