If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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