Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
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My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
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perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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