I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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