This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
