you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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