I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Randomize
