ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
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