If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I will be naked everywhere
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I would fuck him just for his dog
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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