So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
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