Porn is love you can see.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
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Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
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Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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