I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
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I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
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Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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