I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
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I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
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The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.