can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
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i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
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Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.