hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
try to milk me bitch
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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