Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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