Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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