So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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