I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
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Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
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At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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