How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
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There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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