She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
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he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
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People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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