what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
