So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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