So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I forget how to act sober
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize
