i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
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There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
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I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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