I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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