Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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