make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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