I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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