She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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