I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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