called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
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He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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