Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
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theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
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my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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