I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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