so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.