No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
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like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
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Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November