Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
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I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
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What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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