Do you still have your period?
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
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and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
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Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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