You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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