We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
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He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
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the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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