Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
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So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
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I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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