Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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