mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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