tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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