Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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