i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
my poor anus
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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