Kiss
Puke
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
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fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
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all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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