K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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