I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
