you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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