Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Send help, water and tortillas.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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