Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Couch. On fire.
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